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Accept the banana.
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All reviews verified by our legal team, who advised us to clarify they are not our legal team.
★★★★★
“I ordered a berry experience and got a tropical crisis. 5 stars.”
M
Margot B. ✓ Verified
Repeat Offender
★★★★★
“My therapist said this was a boundary violation. She was right.”
D
D. Holloway ✓ Verified
Currently in Therapy
★★★★★
“Would not recommend. Bought three more.”
C
Carl T.
Banana Enthusiast (Unwilling)
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.7 out of 5 · 3 reviews · One of them gave 1 star
4.7 out of 5 · 3 reviews · One of them gave 1 star
New Arrival
Introducing:
The Banana.
Introducing:
The Banana.
We've studied it extensively. It is yellow. It does not taste like a strawberry. Our engineers have no comment at this time.
We've studied it extensively. It is yellow. It does not taste like a strawberry. Our engineers have no comment at this time.
Height
Unexpected
Color
Not Red
Category
Classified
Fragrance
Tropical (unasked)
Origin
Unknown. Concerning.
Price
Your Dignity
New Arrival
Introducing:
The Banana.
We've studied it extensively. It is yellow. It does not taste like a strawberry. Our engineers have no comment at this time.
Height
Unexpected
Color
Not Red
Category
Classified
Fragrance
Tropical (unasked)
Origin
Unknown. Concerning.
Price
Your Dignity
The Situation
You had one job.
You had one job.
You had one job.
01
01
Input: Strawberry.
Output: ???
Input: Strawberry.
Output: ???
We reviewed the data from three times. It clearly says: strawberry. Our team is investigating the anomaly. Progress: none.
We reviewed the data from three times. It clearly says: strawberry. Our team is investigating the anomaly. Progress: none.
02
02
Designed for berries.
Delivered a fruit.
Designed for berries.
Delivered a fruit.
Technically, a banana is a fruit and so is a strawberry. We acknowledge this is the tiny thing we can technically be proud of.
Technically, a banana is a fruit and so is a strawberry. We acknowledge this is the tiny thing we can technically be proud of.
03
03
No refunds. No
explanations.
No refunds. No
explanations.
Our return policy covers the following scenarios: acts of god, solar flares, and items not received. A banana is not covered.
Our return policy covers the following scenarios: acts of god, solar flares, and items not received. A banana is not covered.
*Investigation ongoing since Q1. No updates anticipated.
*Investigation ongoing since Q1. No updates anticipated.
A Very Serious Product Launch
We are both
strawberries.
We are both
strawberries.
So why did we ship a banana?
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A Very Serious Product Launch
We are both
strawberries.
So why did we ship a banana?
Scroll for answers